Joshua Fleming

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

theshitneyspears

when the hot guy in your class breaks up with his girlfriend

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jsavannah

Once you learn how to let go of things easily, simply bc you accept the way life works out; you start to live a happier life & you get used to the feeling of not looking back
& even if you had the choice, you wouldn’t want to.

katygagaminaj

My favorite queens of Rupaul’s Drag Race.

I haven’t seen season 1 or 7 so those are missing.

Quick edit (not that quick) since I was bored.

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fyeahbiancadelrio

Bianca Del Rio Starter Sentences!

irri-s

“I got dogs to put through college.”
“We are drag queens in a fuckin competition, the only worse thing is fucking prison!”
“It’s weird to be on a treadmill in heels. Now you add a fan, and I’m having hurricane Katrina flashbacks.”
“It’s difficult for me to be sexy. I mean, have you seen me? I’m clown realness.”
“____’s so gay even their ass has a lisp.”
“____’s overthinking. They’re probably thinking about a sandwich.”
“You always end with a nasty comment.”
“I always begin with one too!”
“Don’t piss on my leg and then tell me it’s raining!”
“Okay, look i’m not your ‘momma’. My name is _____.”
“I was raised by wolves, bitch. And i’m still survivin’, and my shit is still together.”
“I really don’t understand ____ and _____’s relationship. They’re acting like they have been fucking friends forever. What is this? Color Purple?”
“Are you in a Whitesnake video? What are you doing there?”
“____’s kinda grown on me. Like a rash.”
“We all know reveal in French means ‘take that shit off’.”
“Not today Satan, not today.”
“____ reminds me of my friend from New Orleans. They’re dead.”
“You shady bitch.”
“If you ever need anything, call a hateful bitch like me. Even if it’s for a laugh.”
“Wide and sassy, that was my name in prison.”
“I AM SISSY! S-I-M–Okay, maybe i don’t know how to spell! But i don’t play Scrabble.”
“On a lighter note i would like to let you know about my family. My mother is from Kuba and my father is from Honduras which strictly means i have a large dick, no credit, and a tendency to take things that don’t belong to me.”
“Y’know people say that i gotta show more versatility. I will show you versatility when Santino wins a sewing competition and when Visage wears a fucking turtle neck. AIN’T GONNA HAPPEN!”